cowsandclouds asked: Happy 1 year anniversary! (I hope I'm right and it's today..otherwise: hey I'm creepy) <3
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to...
how to boys
boobbryar: foie: greet chat chat chat joke joke joke joke compliment appearance compliment personality flirt flirt flirt hug hug hug hug hug hug amorous hug amorous hug first kiss kiss kiss kiss make out make out make out make out woo-hoo woo-hoo woo-hoo propose it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference
miss-ella-page: I actually think most of my followers are porn blogs :’)
Me and deadpunkdan have been together a year tomorrow. We are such cuties.
jamesedward: silvermoon424: ...
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
drarna: “all the music today sucks. i only listen to older music, because it was real music back then”
That was physically / literally the worst dream I’ve ever had.
Just painted my nails to look like blood and stuff. It’s awesome. Oh and my thumb is a pentagram.
Why cant people see how pathetic they are.